(October 23, Back in Texas)
ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! The sentence in brackets got left out! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
So, for the record: it really does mean the world to our family that Bree is happy, safe and above all cherished by Todd.
Even if I forgot to say it. Honest. Really.
*Cue voiceover by announcer who sounds suspiciously like CDE*:
"And that, kids, is why amateurs should not try to do a professional's job at home."
Oh well. I guess we're still cousins anyway. . . .